CGU Rehab Center

Hello! The Lovely Sardonyx here! 

Thank you all for coming. The first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem. 

The second step is making friends with those who are just as addicted to Steven Universe as you are. 

Here you can chat with other "admitted patience" (aka anyone who drops by the thread!). While this is not an official roleplay, you are more than welcome to imagine that you have been admitted to a rehab center for addiction to Steven Universe. 

Let the shenanigans commence! 

~Sardonyx

Let it be known that I am only here for the refreshments.

Oh Look, our first patient! Thank you for self-admitting into CGU Rehab center! Now what is your addiction to SU? The characters, spoilers, or can't stop thinking of crazy theories?

*grumbles*

*sits in chair*

Hi. I'm Garnet, appropriately named after one of the Crystal Gems. I am addicted to the show. I am addicted to Pearl, PearlRose, and theories. I love reading the theories. I love the songs. I am still stuck on It's Over, Isn't It? and Both of You Love Me and I Love Both of You. My heart still bleeds from that episode.

I also really love spoilers and leaks, not gonna lie. Of course I support the show wholeheartedly for people to watch it PROPERLY when it airs and try not to spoil anything for anyone else *points to Summer of Steven quarantine thread*.

I also love Garnet, Ruby, Sapphire, Peridot, and Amethyst, but with Summer of Steven, Pearl has been topping my faves list.

Where are my cookies?

*Leaves cookies and backs away slowly*

*gets dragged into the building by the orderlies, kicking and yelling and kind of foaming at the mouth a little*

MY NAME IS LAPIS LAZULI AND I WILL THROW YOU ALL INTO THE OCEAN YOU HEAR ME?! THE OCEAN!!!

*doesn't know that the ocean is like a couple thousand miles away* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pretty sure she can bring the ocean here. *makes note to not mention that fact*